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Σύντομα ανέκδοτα !!!!!!

panseraikos

Ιουλ 15, 2013

Ο σύζυγος στη γυναίκα του:

- Μωρό μου, δεν αντέχω άλλο να σε βλέπω να τυραννιέσαι έτσι όλη μέρα στην κουζίνα. Κλείσε την πόρτα!

΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄

Ποια είναι η πιο μικρή γέφυρα στο κόσμο;

Των δοντιών.
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Το χαμένο χιλίαρικο..

- Μπαμπά, βρήκα ένα χαμένο χιλιάρικο στο δρόμο.
- Και που ξέρεις ότι είναι χαμένο το χιλιάρικο;
- Το ξέρω μπαμπά! Το έψαχνε μια κυρία!!!

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Το σπίρτο

Ένας τρελός απορεί, με έναν άλλο τρελό:
- "Ρε κοίτα δω, αυτό το σπίρτο δεν ανάβει."
- "Ε και, τι με αυτό;"
- "Να, πριν άναβε!"

ΠΗΓΗ: http://www.e-jokes.gr

Αγώνες σκοποβολής 16/8/2013 στη Τερπνή ΕΔΩ

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